I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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