Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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