So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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