I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All the doctor said was why
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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