dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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