dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
