I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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