To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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