I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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