BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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