sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize
