So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
