Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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