After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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