Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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