i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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