AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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