what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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