okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
