Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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