WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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