You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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