I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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