im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
