Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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