He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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