saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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