This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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