My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
