don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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