I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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