i think my mom watched the whole time
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She bit a glass in half.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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