This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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