I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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