so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
