What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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