escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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