Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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