We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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