Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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