Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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