Is it normal to miss your booty call?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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