he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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