We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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