Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
NoShamevember. You game?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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