Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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