I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish you could order shots online.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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