I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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