I'm really into asian looking animals
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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