What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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