Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
